Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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