The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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