in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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