Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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