dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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