escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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