Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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