whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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