that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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