actually, I'm a sock model
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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