What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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