I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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