I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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