what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Text me some of your sweat
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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