I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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