it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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