We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Randomize
