Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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