Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
