her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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