Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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