He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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