He is like the real live version of the state fair..
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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