YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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