At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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its like you know when i get waxed
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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