If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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