Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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