Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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