you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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