Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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