You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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