i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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