Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
