I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You can make out without kissing
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