38 yer olds are good kisserssss
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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