the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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