She said her name was "party"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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