I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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