Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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