1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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