so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
