That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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