I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
