I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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