How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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