She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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