I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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