i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
