He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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