What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It's just like the Real World with babies
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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