So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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