In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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