Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
